Ade was wearing a cool peachy-pink shirt.
Which is hopefully a prelude to some purple suit action on Monday.
Wow! Mista Dog, you sho' 'nuff must be livin' right! Love to hear a full report on the CD release party too!
Full report? Perhaps in due time, my friends. For now I'll just regale you with the tale of the great joke I almost told my favorite guitarist.
So I was there with my buddy Jim (who knew nothing of Belew or the greater Crim, but coincidentally knew of Julie from her waitressing days at the restaurant) and a guy I just met named Jeff. We were talking and having a good time when Adrian walked by. We said "hi". He said "hi" and then asked us our names (almost like he knew what was about to transpire. What a genius.). So we told him: Jeff, Jim, and...Jon (that's me!). He seemed very excited/surprised/pleased that they all began with the same letter. So I made some dumb comment about our alliterative names (which I think I stuttered because as anyone who has been to Crimson related show with me knows, I get a little nervous in front of the band members [and I was already a little drunk]). He forgave my lameness and told us we should open up a ranch which was followed by some discussion of what we should be ranching. Adrian was pretty set on horses. I didn’t agree. I wanted to ranch something else and my mind immediately began to focus on those weird commercials you see on late night TV sometimes offering the chance to raise some weird animals. I just couldn’t think of what they were called. I really, really wanted to make a joke about these animals and ask him if he could replicate their sound on a guitar. So for a few seconds I went into a deep meditative state in order to recall the name of this animal. Then it came: alpacas. I wanted it to be an alpaca ranch. So I turned in Adrian’s direction to fire my zinger. Alas, he had moved on. The conversation was over. Window closed.
But that wasn’t the lost joke I’m writing about. 5-10 minutes after the above transpired, I had a moment of lucidity. When Adrian commented on the fact that all of our names began with a “J”, I
should have said:
"I guess you’ve just met the 10th verse of Elephant Talk!"
How cool would that have been?
I felt like George Costanza.